Sunday, August 14, 2005

I am mildy drunk

But I'm not asshole or prick drunk; more like bullshitter drunk. Bullshitter drunk means that I'm affable and will hold my secrets, so don't try to pry them out of me, Stephen. Nope, it means that I'm in the mood for shitty fast food and Asian porn. horrah for Chinese tits! It also means that I won't be writing horribly embarassing emails to my ex girlfriends about how much they hate me. This is a good thing.
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